Sunday, March 18

can u imagine a doctor who speaks vulgar languages most of the time? well mine does. we were doing some case study on casualites having adnominal pain/shock. Captain (DR) Johnny: Is his airway clear? Us: Yes sir. Captain (DR) Johnny: Is his breathing clear? Us: Yes sir. Captain (DR) Johnny: Is his circulation clear(present)? Us: Yes sir. Captain (DR) Johnny: CLEAR? clear MY ASS LA FUCK. and we laughed out loud. us being in MRF was supposed to be one of the best medics around... but heck, we are one lazy mo-fo around and our medic skills suck! and because we suck, trainings are very tough nowdays with additional night medic skill lectures. everyday sure got run. morning do mopp-c(running around with the chemical suit on)... then afternoon go for a group run. siao eh. my left knee tendinitis is getting worse!! anyway, last monday i was sleeping during the afternoon... then suddenly somebody let out a warning, "KEEP ALL YOUR CONTRABAND ITEMS NOW!!! PROVOST(military police) COMING LIAO LO!!!!". cheesebun!!! it was my first ever experience having the military police doing a raid on our bunks for illegal items such as mp3 players and camera phones. d'oh! i was given 5minutes to grab my 'illegal' items and hide it at my friend's car. it was all safe..... hehehe. the military police came with a few really big german sherperd to smell for any contraband drugs..... and 2weeks ago, i was in the taxi going back home when i saw two desperate monkeys humping each other in the middle of the road. my taxi had to stop for a few seconds before they realize that there are vehicles around. where is my camera when i need it so much for pricless moments like that.... damn, i must buy a new camera phone.

Izan blogged @ 3/18/2007 10:48:00 PM

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